It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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