For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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