Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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