i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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