I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
PANTIES FOUND
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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