if only i could text you this smell
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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