3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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