the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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