i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
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