shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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