Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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