dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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