There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Randomize
