How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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