Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Randomize
