I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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