Whod you bang
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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