now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I'm having to shit out rocks
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