the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Randomize
