It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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