The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
she told me i tasted like america
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Just invented taco cereal.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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