I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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