What did we do last night that was yellow?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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