I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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