so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
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