Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Randomize
