I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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