So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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