My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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