My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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