she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize
