Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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