Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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