Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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