Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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