when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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