Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
Randomize
