i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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