I'm drive I can fine osifer
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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