i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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