no, he came in my armpit
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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