I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Randomize
