Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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