so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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