This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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