She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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