My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
if only i could text you this smell
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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