if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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