I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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