she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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