Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
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