like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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