its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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