that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Randomize