Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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