I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Just invented taco cereal.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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