is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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